so, happy hour went swimmingly, at least for me. i drank like a fish. i guess i had it in my head to do shots, so that's what i did. all of my pals were more than happy to keep them flowing. cripes. it was a rough morning.
so i was wondering collectively with my coffeebreak buddies this morning why it is so funny to throw things down people's shirts while drunk? i don't get it, but it's fun. and i did a lot of it. it always seems to happen when matty is around. actually, throwing stuff down a cute girl's shirt is a little like oh, say dipping a girl's hair in the ink well or always tagging the girl you like best 'it' on the playground.... one of those kinds of things i suppose.
throwing food was maybe a little bit of a theme because i also remember throwing a lot of fries and orange wedges from my beer. poor xan and her friend jess endured the most because they were sitting next to me. sorry xan for throwing so much food at you, but we are going to box one of these days.
other things i remember (in no specific order):
1. getting a smooch from the mustache
2. promising to teach hairy nick how to pitch
3. talking to bradley on jen-jen's cell phone
4. going pee 3 times (in the bathroom)
5. feeling like wearing sue's costume jewelry with my ripped jeans and tshirt was a good fashion choice
6. yelling at the waitress for bringing me so many shots
7. thinking it would be a good idea to go bowling
8. pulling on jaclyn's shirt
9. putting my hand down the back of matty's shorts
10. putting my dirty shoes on the dash of the very fancy, very clean churchill silver bullet.
11. arguing with susan about how to get to colonial lanes and that the children were in fact at colonial lanes
12. getting scolded by wife for drinking too many shots
13. going to the bowling alley with susan
14. picking a fleck of pepper or something out of xan's tooth
15. hugging everyone like drunk people do
16. finding out my pal has fake ta-ta's
17. chatting with luke about motorcycles
18. wearing sue's lipstick and kissing matty with it
19. having a minor disagreement with the seatbelt
20. eating half my fries and a few veggies from my sandwich (no i hadn't eaten any lunch)
so, you can string these things together in any order, cut and paste at will and you can get a pretty good snapshot of my evening. it was a lot of good fun, but i was seriously paying for it this morning. and i am still feeling pretty green. i would like to think i would do it again, maybe not on a school night though.
if anyone cares here's a report of the shots i enjoyed and compliments of whom:
1. lemon drop martini with lucas
2. scooby snack with xan, jess, jen-jen and susan
3. scooby snack #2 with jen-jen
4. slippery nipple with susan and jen-jen (i drank mine and jen's)
5. blue balls with nicholas
6. peppermint schnapp's with jaclyn (she had a shot of water)
all good shots, i think i like the slippery nip the best.
plus there was beer: 3-5 blue moon's, no one can be sure.
carihard, you'll be happy to see there was absolutely no gin and tonic!
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you forgot to add being v. annoying to your wife when you got home and trying to pick a fight about tattoo's.
i demand photies!
There is none....just as well too i think....
I didn't know you were capable to party that hard - it seems like all you have to do is not have G&Ts. But i think we shouldn't write them off just yet, one more try and if the result is at all similar to that unmentionable night, I will no longer bother you. I like have GT buddies.
Tattoos, did I hear something about tattoos Leeser? I think it's gonna happen as soon as I return!
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