myspace humour

this is written on a public venue, so i don't feel bad reposting it. i can't believe the kinds of things people write about themselves. if i was drinking something the first time i read this, it would have most certainly come out of my nose.

maybe this will be a new little project, looking for nerds on myspace and other such sights and reposting their idiot-ness. just for entertainment.

About me:
I live in the Virginian Building on N. Virginia St on the 2nd floor. My name is ----- -----. I'm 31 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Who I'd like to meet:
She should want to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. She should want to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. She should want to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, she should want to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.