Marty, the ultimate guest-blogger: 2 posts
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How do you like them apples??
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This one’s for the ladies….halla!!
Warning: Some content may not be suitable for children. Parental discretion advised.
Now, where I work the bathroom closest to my office has 5 stalls. Stalls 1, 2 and 4, 5 are great. Stall #3 does not lock properly, but the toilet is functional. So please explain to me why, oh why as I am in stall #5 (my usual stall) and all other stalls are empty, someone HAS to come and use stall #4?!! I just don’t get it. There are all those other stalls to choose from…use one of those for crying out loud!! I don’t want to hear (or smell) your business. Sheesh.
A word about makeup…is it really necessary to put on a full face of makeup at 3:00 in the afternoon? Really? Couldn’t you do it at lunch or at home in the morning? Other people need to use the facilities. Other people being me…who tends to be a particular pooer. There are only a few places where I’m actually able to go (unless suffering from g.i. problems, but that’s a whole other story)…home, work, mom’s house. And if I’m trying to do my biz-nis and someone comes in the bathroom, my
hinder clenches up faster than you can say “holy poop shoot”. (TMI, I know.) Anyways, to have to sit there and wait until you leave to finish is a big pain in the rear. Literally and figuratively. And it’s not like I’m quiet…I make noise, so I know you know I’m there. Have a little consideration.
And what’s with people using the bathroom and not flushing? What, are we 5? Jeez!
Everybody poops. I get that. But for goodness sake, if you do happen to be going number twosies and you are able to just let ‘er rip at will (lucky bastard), at least have enough pride to contain your GRUNTING!!! That, or eat more fiber.
Ok, I’m done for now. But a question for all of you readers, because I never quite know what to do in these situations…say you walk into the bathroom. There’s someone in a stall already who is obviously dumping, but you have to dump too. But they stopped because you walked in. What do you do? Leave and come back? Wait quietly in your stall till she leaves? Silently wait each other out? I don’t know. It’s a tough
situation for me. I’d appreciate any feedback.
Until next time….happy pooping.
Xoxo
Marty
P.S. can you tell we’re trying to potty train Ali?
4 comments:
Well marty, feel I know you a whole lot betta now!
Do you always use the same stall (cubicle to me)? I do at work too ;0).
I can not believe that the woman at your work was grunting - you should have laughed - I think I wudda
Good blog
xxx
Ha ha - I am laughing here. I have no advice to you for the 'wait it out' situation. I think i would leave and then come back. Word to you all - i did a poop in the regular loo's last week instead of walking to the other side of the building to poo in a private one. not sure what got into me but i did it.
not an issue for me anymore - I've been working out of the home now for 6 plus years. but your blog did remind me of the old days...I used to shut'er down as well if anyone dared to enter. but I have to say now in my more mature years that whenever in a public restroom situation and the body functions are calling me...I answer to the call without shame. I've learned to appreciate a good poo like no other. If you're in there with me, too bad for you really, it's got to be done. Afterall, we all have to poop - I'm no different than the gal in the next stall.
In conclusion my advice to you Marty...let er rip.
Wow - 3 comments! I love it. To my adoring fans:
Clare - yes i always use the same "cubicle" - unless someone is in mine, then i use #1.
Leeser - congratulations on your poo breakthrough. i am in awe.
Carihard - i admire your ability to let 'er rip - i really do. i only wish i could do it too. p.s. you are one GORGEOUS preggers person. good luck with the rest of your gestation.
xoxo
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