i think that title might be a good name for an EMO band or something. but no, it's a description of how i might feel at the wedding we have to go to on saturday. get this, i might go in a DRESS!!!! yes, you read that correctly, me in a dress. hideous.
i don't know what to do. we went shopping and i couldn't find any clothes. lots of the suits and other stuff i already own are for winter or too big. so now it appears that i am up shit's creek without a paddle. frigging fancy weddings. why doesn't everyone get married out in a courtyard like we did?
anyway, my wife isn't being very helpful and makes it abundantely clear that she doesn't really want to shop and doesn't really give a crap what i wear anyway. sweet. now what do i do? i tell you what i might do, i might wear the dress i got for my college graduation. i pulled it out of hybernation yesterday and it fits like a glove. a naughty-naked-underneath-because-if-i-wear-undies-the-lines-will-show- glove, but a glove nonetheless. now, the question is will i be able to spend a whole church service, dinner, dance and bar time in said dress. i feel that is a tall order for someone who hasn't had anything girly on since the first grade or maybe even kindegarden. i'll keep everyone posted. maybe i should put up a photo and let the readers vote or something? sheesh. weddings.
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in my defense - someone had all weekend to go shopping but refused to do this by herself. if you were 20 weeks pregnant and walking around for over 2 hours trying to find a needle in a haystack - would you be particularly excited?
Oh come on Amy!! Why not the dress you wore when you won HOMECOMING QUEEN???!!???Very pretty and perfect for a wedding!
hey, i liked that dress, you snot. however, it is no longer in my possession. i have no idea where it went and i'm 10 pounds too heavy to fit into it.
consider it a personal challenge to self - we are not what we wear, we are not our clothes, we are not our hair - so I say do it! the challenge will be to still feel like you…and you know me, I would be having the same problem as you. But when I went on our honeymoon I wore skirts on 2 different occassions and it was great. granted, it's much easier to do so when among strangers.
carihard
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