so, sometimes i like to blog about pooing. i guess i have once in the past, and today i have something more to say.
what is up with people who treat public-ish or work bathrooms as their own personal powder rooms??? i bet this doesn't happen in the guys rooms... but they have other issues all their own. like, they can never just sneak in to do a poo because no guy goes into a stall just to pee... unless he's a "pussy", or so i hear. so if a guy is in a stall he definately has something on his mind or bowels as it were. i've talked to a few of my guy friends about this, because you'd think that it would relieve some of the poo paranoia, because you can't really hide it. apparently, that's not the case, most guys still have a pooing in public issue. who knew? but, that's not what i was talking about. how did i get on this???
oh yes, people doing other things in the bathroom other than "your business" and getting out. so i walk into the bathroom today having to pee and also having to take a dump. luckily there's no one in the stalls, but unluckily there is a girl standing there with a huge bag of cosmetics at the sink. great, i thought, she'll be in here forever. no chance to poo now, i thought. dammit you little girly-girl bitch, shrivel up and die, don't you have a fucking bathroom at home to do your hair and primp!?!? i thought. whoa.
anyway, who does that? bathrooms at work are for pissing, shitting, and tending to an occasional emergency issue. bathrooms at home are for shaving, waxing, applying layers upon layers of face paint, smoothing golden locks, and dousing yourself in perfume. DON'T DO IT AT WORK. do i live with you? am i sleeping with you? no, no i'm not, so i shouldn't have to put up with your bathroom crap. it's the rule.
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Wow, I never knew you were such a hater!! I was a girly girl once...I remember...you liked me!!HEheheh Hi beast! Love, Stace
Too funny! I do agree, though. I think that you should write the official bathroom rules book and then everyone will be clear on what they are allowed to do in public and workplace bathrooms. It should then be distributed to every citizen in the US and we should all have to take a test and pass it then you can get your pooers permit - much like a drivers license, which you would have to use to swipe yourself into bathrooms......i think i need more sleep....
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