on pooing

so, it is my wife's birthday today, and my friend bamboo too.... and my friend jen jen's 'special day' i.e. the day she was adopted from korea, and actually it was anna's birthday yesterday too.......... so i feel like i should send well wishes to all of these people. Here goes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS to everyone.

there now, on pooing: everyone does it, so whomever is reading this and thinking "disgusting, gross, how could she blog about this!?!?" should just remember their place in this universe.

anyway, despite what i just said, pooing at work is a completely different animal isn't it? we all know we have to do it, and when it's time, it's time... yet i would wager that at least 98% of people who walk into their respective restrooms at work won't let 'er rip if someone else is in there. i guess i don't have any real study to back me up, but i've done my own verbal research and i'm fairly certain i'm not too far off the mark here.

how do we get around this issue? we find different bathrooms, we pinch it, we pray to the gods of bowel, we pray to the gods of movement, we take a lap around the hallways, we try again........

so, historically and personally, personally and historically i develop a time... you know the time of day when it's important to start trying to find a quiet unoccupied toilet in which i can do my business. this time is affectionately and simply deemed 'poop time'. i think this is a family thing, but i'm sure that this name was not actually conceived within my family, surely others out there would have come up with the same thing.

finally, i come to my point..... and if you have read this far, maybe you too have worked up a nice doody in the mean time, who knows???? oh yes, poop time. my poop time over the last, maybe 6 months or so presented itself between the hours of 8 and 10 am. this is certainly inconvenient for so many reasons; i won't bore you, but just take my word for it that this is a busy time in the bathroom here at work. however, recently there has been a magnetic shift within the earth or some kind of gravitational pulse that has managed to affect my peristaltic flow and my poop time has changed!!!

i don't want to jinx anything by blogging about it, but for the last week or something, poop time has arrived between 5:50 and 6am. this is so convenient for so many reasons; again i won't bore you.... but i am at home at this time, just about ready to walk to the bus stop and even better, i am in the bathroom at this time doing my hair and brushing my teeth. i don't know if there could possibly be a better poop time invented... who doesn't like to dump at home in peace and quiet and start off the day a little lighter???

i would just like to say i am very pleased with the universe and hope that such blessings continue to fall on my head and subsequently into the pot.

thank you for reading.